[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?#Airport Customs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa#Airport Customs#Visa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp