I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.

Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.

Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard.

It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't matter if it's visa or MasterCard