Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.#Jesus Christ#Visa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."#Jesus Christ#Lord And Savior#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.#Visa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!#Mary Joseph#Jesus Christ#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp