"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."#Jesus Christ#Lord And Savior#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!#Mary Joseph#Jesus Christ#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
May I talk to you about Jesus Christ? - how I get out of any situation#Jesus Christ#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress#Jesus Christ#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp