A plane is going down and the only way to save it is for some people to jump. So the stewardess upon instructions from the pilot picks several random people to be sacrificial lambs; a Briton, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and an American. The Briton opens the door and with the scream ""God save the Queen"" jumps from the plane. The Frenchman says ""Vive la France"" and jumps. The American says, ""Make America Great Again"" and pushes the Mexican out.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are on a plane... ...when the plane's engines fail and it starts to go down. The pilot grabs one of the parachutes and jumps from the plane. The remaining passengers see that there is only one chute left, and quickly do the math. The Englishman stands up, straightens his tie, says ""God save the Queen!"" and jumps from the plane. The Frenchman, not wanting to be seen as less noble than the Englishman, says ""Vive la France!"" and jumps to hi…

The Pope, Lebron James, Donald Trump, and a 10 year old boy are flying in a airplane ... The airplane looses power and is quickly falling from the sky, they are gonna crash. Their are only three parachutes and the discussion begins about who should have them. Lebron James rambles on ""I'm the King of Cleveland! My fans need me to win the championship!"" He takes one of the parachutes and bails. Donald Trump rambles on "" I am President Elect! My people need me to make America Great Again! I am t…

In a small plane... ... there is the pilot, a small kid, an old man, and Donald Trump. The plane starts to go down, and despite there being 4 people there are only 3 parachutes. The Pilot quickly realizing the trouble takes one parachute and jumps out of the plane. Donald Trump says to the kid and old man, ""I will make America great again, my people need me"" and he takes one and jumps out of the plane. At this stage, the old man tells the little kid,"" You take the parachute kid, you have your…