An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are on a plane... ...when the plane's engines fail and it starts to go down. The pilot grabs one of the parachutes and jumps from the plane. The remaining passengers see that there is only one chute left, and quickly do the math. The Englishman stands up, straightens his tie, says ""God save the Queen!"" and jumps from the plane. The Frenchman, not wanting to be seen as less noble than the Englishman, says ""Vive la France!"" and jumps to hi…

The Greatest Fighter-pilot in France! There is a fighter-pilot in France called Pierre. He is known throughout all of France as the best. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. One night he is on the banks of the Seine with a beautiful woman. He charms her with his sharp wit and his soft whispers. Eventually she says ""Pierre, kiss me"". At this point Pierre pulls out a bottle of red wine, opens it, and pours it all over the woman's face. ""Ahh, Pierre! Pierre! What are you doing?!"". He…

Four passengers in a little Cessna. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Palestinian and an Israelite are in a small airplane. Suddenly, one of the engines fails and as a result, the plane starts to lose altitude rapidly. The pilot explains over the intercom that the remaining engine does not have enough power to keep the plane in the air. Which is not good, seeing that there is nothing but sea beneath them for several hundred miles in any direction. So the pilot instructs the passengers to throw any u…

A Frenchman, a Cuban, and a Texan are seated together on a plane... The pilot announces an engine failure in their small commuter craft. Shortly after, the second engine fails. The pilot, in an attempt to drop dead weight instructs all luggage and passenger items to be thrown overboard. It isn't enough, they're not gonna be able to glide to safety. The pilot calls for a few brave souls to make a sacrifice for the greater good. The Frenchman stands stall and shouts ""Vive la France!"" before jump…