Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you.

Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?

Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.

No cop can catch a kid on a 10 speed. -every 80s movie with cops chasing kids on 10 speeds.