Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you.

Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?

Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED

Rookie cop: "But sir, why would man's laughter be a crime?" Chief: "ffs kid, it's one word. Manslaughter."