Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you.#Kids#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?#Driving#Kids#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
No cop can catch a kid on a 10 speed. -every 80s movie with cops chasing kids on 10 speeds.#Kids#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED#Kids#Police#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Rookie cop: "But sir, why would man's laughter be a crime?" Chief: "ffs kid, it's one word. Manslaughter."#Kids#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp