a few lighter-side ""yo momma"" jokes in general, the vast majority of ""yo momma"" jokes I hear are simply nasty or mean, with the only ""humour"" lying in the gross factor and/or the insulting nature of the dig (obviously those belong in /r/insults). but every now and then I hear a good one that makes me genuinely laugh, usually because of a silly and/or unexpected element. here's a selection: yo momma's so short on her driver's license picture you can see her feet yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes yo momma smells so bad she made Speed Stick slow down and stop yo momma's so fat she doesn't get belly button lint, she gets sweaters yo momma's so old she waited tables at the last supper yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV we missed *two* episodes of Friends yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up yo momma's so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips yo momma's blood type is Ragu