The Old Jew. One day an old jewish man, after many years of work running a small dime store, is eventually about to die. Before he passes away all his family is gathered around his deathbed. Slowly he asks : ""Are you here, my wife, Ahouva ?"". ""Yes I am."" his wife answered. ""Are you here my elder son, Abraham ?"" The old man continued. ""Yes I am, father."" his son replied. ""Are you here, Adiel ?"" ""Yes I am, father"" The younger child replied. ""Is Lavi here ?"" ""Yes he is"" one replied. Then even slower : "" Is *everyone* here ?"" ""Yes, father"" The older son replied. ""THEN WHO THE HELL IS RUNING THE BUSINESS !?""