A pirate walks into a bar..... He's got an eye patch, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. Strange thing is - He's got a ship's wheel stuffed halfway down the front of his pants. Before he can order, the bartender says, ""Mate, that looks mighty uncomfortable.... you've got a steering wheel shoved down your pants."" Pirate replies, ""Aye, It's driving me nuts!""

A pirate walks into a bar ... A pirate walks into a bar. He's got it all, a parrot on his shoulder, a pirate-y sword at his belt, an eye-patch, the whole works. And he is also carrying his boat's steering wheel in front of his private parts. The bartender shouts: ""Oi, mate, you've got a steering wheel dangling in front of your willy!"" The pirate replies: ""Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"" (Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language.)

Inspired by the pirate joke that didn't end in ""ARRRR."" A grizzled old pirate stumps into a bar with a pegleg, an eyepatch, a hook, a parrot on his shoulder, the whole kit. The bartender notices that he had a ship's wheel jutting from the front of his pants. The old pirate swings himself onto a barstool and orders a whiskey. After a few minutes, the bartender can't help himself any longer. He finally asks, ""I get the pegleg, the eyepatch, the hook, even the parrot, but what's with the wheel?"…

Pirate walks into a bar As a bartender was cleaning up for the evening as a pirate walked into his bar. This was the most stereo typical pirate the bartender had ever seen. He had an eye-patch over one eye, a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, a hook for a hand, and spoke with the usual pirate accent. The only thing that set this pirate apart from all the other pirates the bartender had seen was the GIANT wood steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The Pirate approached the bar and s…