Jim's Secret for Smooth & Healthy Skin ""Hey, Jim, you look fit and healthy. Start a new diet?"" ""Nope."" ""Join a fitness club then?"" ""Nope."" ""But your face looks so fresh and healthy. What's your secret?"" ""Got a new girlfriend."" ""But how does that make your skin so smooth?"" Jim explained, ""Well, my new girl is extremely hairy down below. In fact, she's like a wire brush."" ""Yeah. So?"" ""So, now, every night I exfoliate and moisturize!""