Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.#Dating#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food.#Dating#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND] 'Oh yeah, I love to cook!' *removes salad from the microwave#Dating#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes.#Dating#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp