Having trouble keeping track of which celebrities are alive and which ones are dead? Here, use my Heath ledger.

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

In line for The Dark Knight Rises True Story: My friends and I were discussing the Aurora shooting when one said: ""Do you think maybe victims will get to meet the cast?"" Another replied: ""Well they'll get to meet Heath Ledger anyway"".

Heath ledger and Jack Nicholson walk into a cell phone store... The cellphone salesman looks at Heath Ledger and asks him what type of cellphone he would like, he says he wants the best cell phone they have. So the salesman hands him the best cell phone they sell and also asks him if he would like a text messages and data plan. Health responds of course I will, I can afford that no problem. Jack Nicholson asks Heath - Wow, that's a lot of money just to send text messages, is it worth it? Heath r…