Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

A pirate walks into a bar ... A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's wheel attached to his pants and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey, you've got your ship's wheel on your pants."" The pirate says, ""Yarrr, I know, and it's driving me nuts.""

A pirate walks into a bar..... He's got an eye patch, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. Strange thing is - He's got a ship's wheel stuffed halfway down the front of his pants. Before he can order, the bartender says, ""Mate, that looks mighty uncomfortable.... you've got a steering wheel shoved down your pants."" Pirate replies, ""Aye, It's driving me nuts!""

A pirate walks into a bar ... A pirate walks into a bar. He's got it all, a parrot on his shoulder, a pirate-y sword at his belt, an eye-patch, the whole works. And he is also carrying his boat's steering wheel in front of his private parts. The bartender shouts: ""Oi, mate, you've got a steering wheel dangling in front of your willy!"" The pirate replies: ""Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"" (Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language.)