Old but gold! A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy magazine. 'I'll just hide behind th…

Ooh Johnny President Obama was visiting a primary school, and visited the 1st grade classes. The class was in the middle of a lesson on words and thier meaning. Obama ask if any of the kids could give the meaning of the word ""tragedy"". One lil boy stood up and said "" If my best freind was playing in the road and got hit by a car and killed that would be a tragedy."" Obama replied, ""No, that would be an acident"" So a little girl stood up and said ""If a bus carrying 50 students ran off a cli…

Rabbi Nakayama A small Jewish community in the north has been waiting for a Rabbi for years. Finally, they get word that the Rabbinical Council found someone, and the entire community goes out to the one-runway airport to meet him. When the plane lands, a Japanese man steps out and tells them he's Rabbi Nakayama. They're a little confused at first, but he immediately addresses the needs of the community and slides into their religious life. Over the next year, he becomes their favourite Rabbi of…

Texas A&M offers a new degree! In recent news, Texas A&M has decided to drop its Liberal Arts degree in favor of a ""Conservative Arts"" program. This unprecedented academic reform comes at the behest of parents who are concerned about what their children are learning at the school. One parent is quoted as saying, ""We thought we'd taught our kids all they needed to know to become adults. They were good kids, you know? They went to church every Sunday, they did their homework, believed i…