Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.

When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial.

*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL

GOD: no work on the sabbath or I'll kill you ISRAEL [hasn't had a day off in 400 years]: awesome! GOD: what ISRAEL: we mean...oh no so hard