french vs german , who won ? a drunk old man was found crying inconsolably by his friend . ""what's wrong ? "" ""i did something terribly bad that to this day I terribly regret"" ""but what have you done ?!"" ""do you remember when the germans came to tunisia for the french ? , i offered a french girl a place to hide from the germans "" "" you are a gentleman ! , why do you regret it "" "" it wasn't for free you know what i mean "" "" that's so bad but it's better than being killed if she was ok with that"" "" you don't understand , should i tell her that the war is over "" haha