Father O'Malley answers the phone... ...""Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"" ""It is."" ""This is the IRS. We'd like to ask you a question."" ""Yes, what is it?"" ""Do you know a Mr. Michael O'Donohue?"" ""I do."" ""Is he a member of your flock?"" ""He is."" ""Did he donate $20,000 to the church?"" ""He will.""

Donation Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!' 'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'

The IRS Assigns an Agent to Audit a Synagogue The agent sits down with the rabbi and starts asking his interview questions. "What do you do with the crumbs left from the matzos?" The rabbi replies "we save them up and when we have enough we send them to the matzo factory and they send us back a free matzo ball." "Ok, then what do with all the candle drippings?" The rabbi replies "well, we save them up and when we have enough we send them to the candle factory and they send us back a free…

A man goes to see his priest. ""Father I'm getting audited by the IRS and I don't know what to do. My accountant tells me to dress modestly but my lawyer tells me to dress to the nines and wear my most expensive watch to show I'm not afraid. "