Father O'Malley answers the phone... ...""Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"" ""It is."" ""This is the IRS. We'd like to ask you a question."" ""Yes, what is it?"" ""Do you know a Mr. Michael O'Donohue?"" ""I do."" ""Is he a member of your flock?"" ""He is."" ""Did he donate $20,000 to the church?"" ""He will.""