Donation Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!' 'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'

Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen.

A Jewish guy goes into a Catholic confession box... ""Father O'Malley,"" he says, ""my name is Emil Cohen. I'm 78 years old. Believe it or not, I'm currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I've never felt better."" ""My good man,"" says the priest, ""I think you've come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?"" And the guy goes: ""I'm telling everybody!""

A man at a funeral Interrupts the priest and says, ""Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?"" The priest stares at him and says, ""Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"" The man replies, ""Is that all lower case?""