The miser's will A notorious miser died, and in his will he left his $3 million estate split evenly among his three sons: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. Being selfish even in death, he left each of them strict instructions to put the money in his coffin when they buried him. After the funeral, the three were talking, and the doctor said ""I have a confession to make. I didn't actually put all the money in the coffin -- it seemed like such a waste. I kept out $200,000 to buy some new equipment…

Wife letter to husband I am writing you this letter to let you know that I'm leaving you. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today, I was kind to you and respected you for 7 years of our marriage, most of the time you did not appreciate me. The last two weeks were like hell. A week ago, you came home and didn't even pay attention to me, I trimmed my nails, hair, manicure and styled my hair. You didn't even notice that I made your favorite dish and for you I had a beautiful linger…

A Truck Driver Sees a Priest on the Side of the Road. A truck driver sees a priest on the side of the road hitchhiking. Being a very religious man he decides the right thing to do is is to stop and give the priest a ride. So, he pulls over and asks the priest if he would like a ride. The priest responds thank you Son I would love a ride and hops in. As they drive along they get to talking. The truck driver has been having a hard time and decided that now would be a good time to let some stress o…

A truck driver would keep himself entertained by running over lawyers. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud ""thud"", and then he would swerve back on the road. As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, ""Where are you going, Father?"" The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road. ""I'll give you a lift."" The priest climbed into the passenger seat and …