A young religious couple is about to get married... When their car crashes, killing them both. They come to the gates of heaven and are greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them that they were both faithful in life and he welcomes them into God's Kingdom. "Wait," says the man. "We were about to be married, but we died before the ceremony. Is it possible to get a marriage in heaven?" Saint Peter thinks about it, but he can't think of an answer. He tells them to wait and he'll see what he can do. …

A couple who were making wedding preparations die in a traffic accident. When they arrive at heaven, the man finds an angel and explains the situation, asking if they could arrange a wedding in heaven or not. -Let me have a look, the angel says. After a few months, it comes back to the couple and tells them: -Everything's set, you guys can marry. The bride asks: -What if we cannot get along and want to divorce, can you arrange that too? The angel roars in rage: -IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO F…

Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the n…

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Jim was suspicious that his wife had been cheating on him. He took off from work early to see if he could catch her in the act. Driving up to his apartment Jim caught a glimpse through an open window of a strange man walking around in his dining room. Now convinced his wife has been unfaithful, Jim stormed into the building and raced up the stairs. Fumbling with his keys at first, Jim burst through the door to find his wife standing in the hallway covered…