The Gaurdian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeni…

Finding a Lawyer Time and Betty die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask God if they can still be married. ""Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."" A couple days pass and God returns. ""Yes, we can do this for you."" The couple asks, ""Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"" To which God answers, ""I…

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corne…

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed just as a car came careening around the corner …