Ahhhhh Americans.... Americans: ""Please divert your coarse 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision Canadians : ""We recommend that you divert YOUR course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision"" Americans: ""This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I repeat, you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North."" Canadians: ""No, i repeat one more time. You divert YOUR course."" Americans: ""This is the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, The second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fle…

Donald Trump and a Mexican find a genie's lamp They rub the lamp and the genie that appears tells them they can have three wishes, two for the person who found the lamp and one for his companion. Trump, of course, claims that he found the lamp and proceeds to make his wishes. Trump: First, I want all Mexicans kicked out of the United States. Every single one. Genie: It is done. Trump: And secondly, I want a wall all the way around the United States. 200 feet tall and made of concrete. On the bor…

TIL that during the war of 1812, the United States government was so desperate for money, it was considering selling the US Constitution, as well as half of New England to the English Crown. nigga u dumb

Islamic Star Trek? The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General. As they talked, the Iranian said, ""I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."" The General said, ""Well, is there anything I can do to help?"" The Iranian whispered, ""My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russi…