So this guy was driving down a street... ...and felt a bump. He got out of his car quickly and looked to see what he'd hit. Turned out, he'd ran over a cat's tail, and it had come off! He started to panic. What would the owner do? He scooped up the tail-less cat and kicked the tail into a bush, hoping no one would notice. He ran to his friend for help, asking ""What am I going to do? Should I take her to the vet?"" to which the friend replied, ""No. Take her to Wal-Mart."" ""What? Why?!"" ""Because,"" his friend said, ""they're the biggest retailers in Canada!"" (For people in other countries: replace Canada with your country)