I need a push A man and his wife are woke from their sleep late one night by a knock at their door. The man rushes to the door to find a man that only says ""I need a push"" So the man slams the door in his face and goes back to bed. When he returns his wife is still awake and says wife: ""who was that?"" husband: ""some idiot looking for a push"" wife: ""omg that poor man might be in trouble, you should go give him a push"" So the man feeling guilty runs to the door and opens it and yells ""hey buddy, where are you? I'll give you a push"". The stranger replies "" I'm over here on the swing""