A man receives marriage-saving advice from his buddy on how to hide his drinking shenanigans, and here's how he uses it. John comes home stumbling drunk with vomit on his jacket. His wife is tired of this behavior, and gives him an ultimatum, ""John, you're my husband and I love you. I don't even mind that you drink. But I swear to god if you come home this drunk again, I'm leaving you."" John nods his head in shame, showers, and sleeps on the couch. The very next day, John gets coaxed by his buddies to go out drinking. John calls his wife, ""honey, I'm going out for happy hour, I promise I won't come home drunk. I love you."" ""OK...because you know what'll happen if you do,"" she warns. ""I know,"" John says. Invariably, John gets absolutely hammered, and vomits all over his jacket and shirt yet again. ""That's it! I've lost my marriage,"" he tells his buddy, Steve. Steve then puts a $10 bill in John's jacket and pats his back. ""I've got you. When you go home to your wife, tell her some drunk idiot threw up on you, and immediately pull out the $10 and tell her he gave it to you to pay for the dry cleaning bill. Works with my wife all the time,"" Steve says. ""That's brilliant,"" John slurs in excitement. A few hours later, John comes through the door, stumbling. His wife instantly sees the vomit and is takes a deep breath as she readies her launch into a tirade.... John stops her and says, ""Wait wait wait, I only had two drinks. This drunk accidentally stumbled onto me, and the idiot threw up on me!"" John smoothly pulls money out of his pocket, ""look, he even gave me $10 to pay for the dry cleaning bill!"" The wife stares before asking, ""Wait, how come there are 2 $10 bills?"" John confidently replies, ""Oh, that was from this other drunk who shat my pants.""