I just bought a new house. And its causing a rift in my family. We just moved into the city, a relatively small city, near some historical landmarks, really deep downtown jnto almost hipster territory. Anyways, the house we moved into is some old religious art studio long since forgotten, with no more art to be seen of course. But its come with much more than we have bargained for. The city is constantly on our ass about what we can, and cannot renovate. Their main concern is this bible passage …

An international women's conference was held. One segment dealt with marital relations of newly married housewives and working husbands. The segment feature three recently married housewives from three different countries. The first speaker was from the USA. She recounted how after she married, she told her husband she didn't know how to mop floors. For two days the husband could see that that it was true. His new bride could not mop a dirty floor clean. So on the third day the husband bought hi…

Cut off at an intersection A woman is driving her car at an intersection with her husband in the passenger seat. Another car seemingly appears out of nowhere and cuts her off. ""Where did that car come from?!"" she yells in anger as she slams on the breaks. ""Japan,"" her husband says, ""It's a Toyota.""

An American, a Japanese and a Russian scientist are chilling in the park Suddenly, the American just starts talking about a seemingly random topic that had nothing to do with their conversation. After a few minutes, he turns towards the Japanese and the Russian and says: 'Oh sorry guys, this is the newest technology in the US. It was my wife calling me. See, I have this minuscule device in my ear that both allows me to hear her and speak to her.' The Japanese and the Russian nod, both of them…