Bob And The Blonde Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, ""Do you think he'll jump?"" Bob said, ""You know, I bet he'll jump."" The blonde replied, ""Well, I bet he won't."" Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, ""You're on!"" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. ""Fair's fair. Here's your money."" Bob replied, ""I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."" The blonde replied, ""I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."" Bob took the money.