Alligator Shoes After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the mur…

A speeding blonde. One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works. ""I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"" ""What's a license?"" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. ""It's usually in your wallet,"" r…

A blonde marries an elderly billionaire... When the two are engaged, her friends and family remind her, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" When the two are walking down the aisle, her friends and family whisper, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" When the two are on their Honeymoon, her friends and family phone to say, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" At the funeral soon after, the blonde holds up her hand. ""Don't say it! Yes, I made sure he put me in the will."" She then looks…

Two blond cowboys... Two blond cowboys (duke and matt) walk into a saloon. While they are at the bar, a man walks in and put an Indian head on the bar. The bartender hands the man $100. The two blond cowboys ask why. The bartender says. ""Indians killed my family. I'll pay a $100 for every Indian head brought to me."" The two cowboys decide to get some money. They ride out on the Prarie and spot an indian. They begin chasing him and he falls into a ravine. They see he is dead so they climb down …