In America, the army has read lots of news... In Soviet Russia, the news has lots of Red Army.#America#Soviet Russia#Red Army#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.#America#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln.#Captain#Abraham Lincoln#America#Military+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....#Captain#Iron Man#America#School+3 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie.#Germany#Japan#America#Military+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp