Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. ""Brenda, may I come in?"" he asks. ""I've somethin' to tell ya."" ""Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"" ""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."" ""Oh, God no!"" cries Brenda. ""Please don't tell me...."" ""I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."" Finally, she looked up at Tim…

An Irish Woman visits a friend.... An Irish Woman visits a friend, Tim, who opens the door, visibly upset. ""Oh Mary, i'm afraid something terrible has happened, your husband, he's dead."" He says. ""Oh god, what happened?"" She inquired. ""Pat and I were working at the Brewery, and he went straight into the vat."" Mary began to well up ""Oh heavens."" she exclaimed ""Was it quick? Did he suffer?"" She asked ""No love, he got out three times to take a piss.""

Tim is out drinking one night... He wants to go home but is extremely drunk so he decides to walk. After two steps he falls down. He stands up, walks another two steps and falls down again. This continues all the way home where he climbs up the stairs in agony but doesn't utter a single groan since he doesn't want his wife to notice and gets into bed next to her, makes sure he didn't wake her up and sleeps. The next day, his wife tells him: "Tim, you moron! Didn't I tell you not to go out dri…

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. …