Brenda Omalley Jokes

The drowning man. Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. ""Brenda, may I come in?"" he asks. ""I've somethin' to tell ya."" ""Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"" ""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."" ""Oh, God no!"" cries Brenda. ""Please don't tell me..."" ""I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."" Finally, she …

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. ""Brenda, may I come in?"" he asks. ""I've somethin' to tell ya."" ""Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"" ""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."" ""Oh, God no!"" cries Brenda. ""Please don't tell me...."" ""I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."" Finally, she looked up at Tim…

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. …

Loose Church Women “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, ’tis I.” “And who might be the woman you were with?” “I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?” “I cannot say.” “Was it Patricia Fitzger…

An Irish boy's confession "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose Woman." The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. " "And, who was the woman you were with," asked the Priest. " "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Sheilah O'Brie…

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual