What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?#Mickey Mouse#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black.#Mickey Mouse#Disney#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet.#Mickey Mouse#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!#Mickey Mouse#Donald Duck#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked.#Mickey Mouse#Because Donald#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp