Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car.

2 kids arguing. 2 little kids were arguing over who's dad has a better job. First kid says,""My dads a doctor."" Second kis say,""Yeah well my dad's lawyer."" Astonished the first kid says,"" Honest?"" The second kid replied ""No, the usual kind.""

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

There was a man who droves train in Bulgaria There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the exec…