There's five people on a plane... A doctor, a preacher, a lawyer, a young boy, and the pilot. The pilot comes on the intercom mid-flight screaming ""Mayday! Mayday! The plane is going to crash! Now listen up: there's only four parachutes on this plane and five of us, so you guys decide who's staying with the plane, but I'm jumping!"" And with that, the pilot grabs a parachute and leaves the doomed plane. The doctor comes before the other passengers of the plane and says ""As a doctor, I've used …

Another set of Jewish mom jokes Seeing how my first post had a ~~huuuuge~~ kinda moderate success, here's another set. Because it seems americains are not aware of the jewish mom stereotype, here is a rough translation of the French Wiki : > The typical traits of the jewish mom include : > > * An excessive pride of their son's achievements. They'll always say ""My son, the doctor"" or ""My son, the lawyer"" > * In contrast, a jewish mother won't stop complaining if she estimates her …

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said ""I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,"" and jumped out. The law…

A little kid is tossing a nickel in the air and catching it in his mouth... The little kid says "Hey dad watch this!" and does it again. This time he actually inhales the nickel and starts choking. The dad realizes what is happening and slaps the kid on the back trying to dislodge the nickel. Nothing. The gives the kid the Heimlich maneuver, still nothing. In his desperation the father calls out, "Help! My son is choking on a nickel. Someone help!" Up walks an attractive woman dressed in a b…