Another set of Jewish mom jokes Seeing how my first post had a ~~huuuuge~~ kinda moderate success, here's another set. Because it seems americains are not aware of the jewish mom stereotype, here is a rough translation of the French Wiki : > The typical traits of the jewish mom include : > > * An excessive pride of their son's achievements. They'll always say ""My son, the doctor"" or ""My son, the lawyer"" > * In contrast, a jewish mother won't stop complaining if she estimates her son failed academically, financially, or worst, in his love life. The only thing that's worse than a jewish mother is a jewish mother in law. > * She will mother her child until adulthood and beyond. A jew whose mom is alive will always be a 15 year old. > * Her principles are education rules. > * She always worries about her kids, exagerating the ""dangers"" > * She promotes obedience and submission of her children. > * She uses guilt to manipulate her children. **xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** A jewish mom calls the airport and says : ""Hello, what time does my son's plane land?"" **xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** A jewish mom confides to a friend : * My son had two failed marriages. His first wife left him. * What about the second? * Event worst, she stayed! **xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** A jewish mom offers her son two shirts for his birthday. The first time she sees him wearing one, she says : * I knew you wouldn't like the other. **xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** What's the difference between a jewish mom and a terrorist? You can negociate with a terrorist. **xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** A jewish mom has tumultuous relations with her son and ends up getting him to a psychologist. * I'm sorry to tell you, but your son suffers from an Oedipus complex. * You know what, it's alright, as long as he love me. **xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** Two jew moms are talking : * How are you? * Terrible, my daughter in law told my son she'll leave him if I keep on making remarks. * That's terrible! * Yes, I will miss her a lot...