A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table ... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. They're all very rich and they chinaman says "" I think I will buy Apple. "" And they all nod in approval save the jew. Then the Indian says "" I want to buy Google. "" And they all nod in approval save the jew. Then the American says "" I want to buy Samsung "" And they all nod in approval save the jew. Then the jew shudders and says "" sorry, not selling. ""