You send yourself a message through time. "Invest in google" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes

Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."

Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail.

I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year.