An Australian ventriloquist visiting Afghanistan, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager ""can I talk to your dog?"" Villager: ""The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."" Ventriloquist: ""Hello dog, how's it going mate?"" Dog: ""Doin' all right."" Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: ""Is this villager your owner?"" (pointing at the villager) Dog: ""Yep"" Ventriloquist: ""How do…

An Irishman, a Frenchman, and an Afghani man are riding around the world in a balloon... When they are over Ireland, the Irish man picks up an enormous bag of potatoes and says I'm giving my country this bag of potatoes, in hopes that some hungry souls can find happiness from full bellies.' He tossed the bag of potatoes over the edge of the balloon's basket. The Frenchman and the Afghani man think giving things to their countries is a wonderful idea. They set course for France where the Frenchma…

Dad: "Son, In Afghanistan I killed 12 people.” Son: Dad you were a cook. Dad:Never said I was a good one

Why is it hard to get Indian Food in Afghanistan??? Because of the Thali Ban...