An Australian ventriloquist visiting Afghanistan, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager ""can I talk to your dog?"" Villager: ""The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."" Ventriloquist: ""Hello dog, how's it going mate?"" Dog: ""Doin' all right."" Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: ""Is this villager your owner?"" (pointing at the villager) Dog: ""Yep"" Ventriloquist: ""How do…