Dad: "Son, In Afghanistan I killed 12 people.” Son: Dad you were a cook. Dad:Never said I was a good one#Afghanistan#Food#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
“Son, I killed 12 people in Afghanistan” Son: Dad you were a cook. Dad:Never said I was a good one#Afghanistan#Food#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dad to kid: "Connor, eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!" Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*#Connor#Food#Kids#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Always give your food a rinse before you eat it," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches.#Food#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Have a seat" *Turns on video of son eating pizza with a fork and knife.* "Dad I..." **Dad puts up hand* "Please don't call me that."#Food#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp