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Some crows had been pestering a farmer... despite already having a scarecrows in his fields. While he drove past his plots, he looked the other way and noticed his neighbor's plots had identical scarecrows, but only a couple crows, so he went to ask for his help. ""Hey neighbor, we have the same scarecrows but you ain't got nearly as many crows. How come?"" ""Well, they look the same but let me show you."" So the two men walk out towards one of the scarecrows but as they draw near it lets out a big roar. This startles the first farmer and causes him to jump, but the other continues right up to it. ""We spend a lot of time and money replacing batteries, but it's a MIDI-ogre solution."" *Edited delivery.*

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