Three farmers (longish) Three farmers are down on their luck, and are on the verge of utter destitution. They have only one pig left, a skinny thing that - no matter what kind or quality or quantity of food it eats - shits it all out and gains no weight. The first farmer says ""We have to find a way to fatten up this pig."" Second farmer says ""But nothing we've tried has worked so far."" The third farmer says ""I have an idea. We take the rest of our money, buy a monkey, and train him to put a …