A plane from J.F.K. is coming in to land at a rural airport in Arkansas at midnight. Mouthy pilot turns to his co-pilot, winks & says "watch this"...... "Pilot to control tower......hey there Hillbilly, guess who!!" Control tower switches off the airport lights..... "Control tower to pilot....... Hey there Yankee, guess *where!!*"

Guy goes to get a haircut [long] Barber says, “so what’s new?’ Guy: “I’m getting ready to go to Italy.” Barber: “Why the hell would you want to go there? It’s so overrated. Nasty place. What airline you flying?’ Guy: “Alitalia, out of JFK.’ Barber: “oh what a nightmare. I flew them once. Old rickety airplane, left late, got there later, lost my luggage. Just the pits. Where are you staying?’ Guy: “The Pensione Mascarpone in Rome.” Barber: “oh I know that place- what a dump. Rats running all ar…

The Pilot and the Flight Attendant. A Delta Airlines flight from LAX to JFK was in the cruise when the aircraft hit some heavy chop. The captain comes on the PA system to give the regular announcement for passengers to ""please fasten their seatbelts and refrain from using the restrooms at this time"

To solve a recruitment crisis, the chief of staff of the US Air Force decided to invite all the local young men and women along to an open day at an Arkansas airfield. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new jet fighter plane, two brothers walked over to them. The chief of staff held out his hand, introduced himself and, addressing the first brother, said: "Tell me, son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?" The young man replied: "I pilot." "Great!" enthused the chief of staff…