Control Tower Jokes

A plane from J.F.K. is coming in to land at a rural airport in Arkansas at midnight. Mouthy pilot turns to his co-pilot, winks & says ""watch this""...... ""Pilot to control tower......hey there Hillbilly, guess who!!"" Control tower switches off the airport lights..... ""Control tower to pilot....... Hey there Yankee, guess *where!!*""

Pilot: "Control tower, what time is it?" Control tower: "What airline is this?" Pilot: "What difference does that make?" Control tower: "Well, if it's United Airlines, it's 6 p.m.; if it's American Airlines, it's 18.00 hours; and if it's Alaska Airlines, the big hand is on the 12 . . ."