Abuse of the FBI (i forgot the original so i remade it and BSed through half of it) an old man living in a rural part of the US used to make a tomato garden with his son every year in his large yard. until eventually, he grew old and his son ended up in jail under false accusations. the man was too old dig up the yard, so he sent a letter to his son: ""son, i cant make the tomato garden this year, as i'm too old and you arent here to help me dig up the yard. -dad"" ""dear dad, dont dig up the yard, that's where the bodies are hidden."" the guards at the jail saw the letter before it went out to the father and told the fbi about hidden bodies at the son's old house. the fbi said they were going to dig up the old man's yard based on the letter. after checking the whole yard and a bit of the area around, they figured no bodies were there and left. the yard was still dug up though. later, the old man receives another letter from his son, saying: ""dear dad, that's all the help i can give with the yard, you're on your own from there.""