Heard you guys like hunting jokes There's the two hunters walking along in the woods. They walk deep into the forest where it's kind of dark and hard for them to see completely clearly. They come upon some tracks, which they almost didn't even see. The first hunter says ""Hm, that them's deer tracks. Since we got us a deer tag I reckon we follow em and bag us a deer."" The second hunter goes ""I ain't wasting my time, clearly them there's are bear tracks."" They hover over the tracks and argue and argue, two hours later they are hit by a train.